“On Time – A Princely Life In Funk” by Morris Day with David Ritz – Review


“Brilliant composer, smooth soul singer, killer drummer, and charismatic band leader, Morris Day, has been a force in American music for the past four decades. In On Time, the renowned funkster looks back on a life of turbulence and triumph.”


A few weeks ago, I tackled Prince’s “The Beautiful Ones.” So it seemed only logical to follow that with Morris Day’s memoir, which was published the same month (October 2019). If you don’t know Morris, please take a break and go watch Purple Rain. (Or even Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, for that matter!)

This is another memoir that is written in a unique style. In this one, the story is (thankfully) told in chronological order. There are three “voices” in the book, though – Morris, Prince, and MD (who is Morris’ onstage persona). Obviously, they were all written by Morris, but he uses these voices to kind of argue with himself on certain points where there are conflicts or confusion.

Morris was born in Springfield, Illinois, but moved to Minneapolis when he was still young. His parents were divorced, and he had several step-dads and half-siblings. His older sister was the rock to him, and continued to help him out of trouble well into their adulthoods.

Morris started out as a drummer. He met Prince in high school, and became the drummer for the Purple One’s band. There were several other funk outfits going at the time, and he admired certain players and singers in some of them. He was constantly in search of a good groove.

When Prince created his first signed band, The Revolution, he did not invite Morris to be the drummer. But, he did offer Morris a completely different gig, if Morris wanted to go on tour with them – videographer. Of course, Morris said yes, despite not having any experience. In the early eighties, this meant lugging around a heavy camera. He stuck with this gig for three years, just to be close to Prince’s creative genius.

Eventually his loyalty paid off, and Prince wanted to make a Morris album. Morris had never been a lead singer, but Prince convinced him he could do it. They produced the whole album themselves, and then Prince revealed that he envisioned Morris with a band, not as a solo artist. So Morris dipped into his Minneapolis funk favorites to come up with band members for The Time (even though none of them actually played on that first album).

This story sets an important precedent for many of the stories that follow, and I’ll quote Morris directly:

“Naturally, that made me crazy, but being driven crazy is the price you paid for being around Prince.”

Most people know Morris Day from his performance in the movie Purple Rain. His character has the same name, Morris Day, but was a little more bombastic than the real Morris at that time. This came out of figuring out how to make Morris the foil for Prince in the movie, and the idea that – since Prince would obviously be the sexy one – Morris could be the funny one.

This is where we see the birth of MD, the more exaggerated version of Morris. The character from the movie became his onstage persona, and often blended into his real life. Over decades, Morris fought with drugs, alcohol, and women. He did get married, and had a family. He did have some successful albums, both with the band and as a solo artist. He feels he had an ongoing struggle between MD, who wanted all the fabulousness of being a celebrity, and Morris, who wanted a family and to just play good music.

But his other lifelong struggle was with Prince. He wanted to get out of Prince’s shadow at some points, but also knew that Prince was a genius. Prince would invite him to play at some shows, then change his mind at the last minute (when the band had already traveled to the city of the show). A later incarnation of The Time actually had to record under a different name, because Prince claimed he owned the name – even though they were still touring as The Time at the time.

Morris eventually gets clean. He also gets divorced, and remarried. He sees Prince one last time – for the first time in a decade – a few months before his death. He still considers him a brother, albeit a hard one to deal with sometimes.

This is a fun and easy read, especially if you like music. The hardcover edition comes in at just over 200 pages, and the conversational tone is easy to digest.

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“Move on Motherf*cker” by Jodie Eckleberry-Hunt – Review

BY: Angie Haddock

Your negative inner voice is a total assh*le. Tell it to f*ck off with this irreverent, laugh-out-loud guide!


Self-help books are so subjective – I feel like a good book in this genre is any one that you find at the time that you need it. The same book may even hit you differently at different times in your life! That being said, I read this one all the way through in order to review it.

What drew me in first was the title. I assumed it was your average self-help book that had a sassy title to get your attention. (And I’m ok with that – I’ve read Jen Sincero’s “You’re a Badass” series!) But, in the foreword and introductions, we learn that cussing is actually part of the point. There’s a newer concept in psychology that says swearing is good for you – it can help relieve stress, and it can be fun!

All the real concepts you need to understand the MOMF (Move On Motherf*cker) methodology are in the first chapter. The key one is the idea of the second arrow. For the sake of clarity, I’m going to quote the author’s explanation:

If you are struck with an arrow, it hurts like hell. You can’t change that the arrow struck you. That part is done… When you bitch and moan about the tragedy of the arrow striking you, you create your own suffering – in addition to the original wound. In other words, you are striking yourself with a second arrow.

The opening chapters also talk about mindfulness and CBT (Cognitive Behavioral Therapy) – which seem like big, fancy terms. But it really comes down to noticing when you’re shooting yourself with that second arrow (through moping, dwelling, and negative self-talk), and jarring yourself out of that mental state (by getting up, moving, breathing, replacing negative talk with positive affirmations, etc.). This second part is where MOMF comes in – it’s a statement you say to yourself to jar yourself out of your moping/dwelling thoughts.

The author is also quick to point out several caveats to this method. Firstly, it’s meant to be a funny little jab at yourself, not abusive. If swearing isn’t your bag, make up another statement instead. Also, it’s not meant to be used in cases of severe trauma or grief. You wouldn’t tell a friend to just “get over” losing a loved one, would you? So, don’t treat yourself that way, either. It’s literally for moving your mental state away from dwelling on things – or blaming yourself for things – that are out of your control.

Once you get the concept down, the rest of the chapters are about applying it to different situations. There are stories gleaned from the author’s experiences as a therapist, and journal prompts. The chapters include ones on: sticking up for yourself, being a control freak, your love life, parenting, work, illness/injury, bad habits, and having a rough past. Obviously, not every single chapter will apply to every individual – so, you could easily pick and choose, and not tackle every scenario in the book.

This book is coming out on November 3rd, and I got a preview copy through Books Forward.

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“The Beautiful Ones” by Prince with Dan Piepenbring – Review

BY: Angie Haddock

From Prince himself comes the brilliant coming-of-age-and-into-superstardom story of one of the greatest artists of all time—featuring never-before-seen photos, original scrapbooks and lyric sheets, and the exquisite memoir he began writing before his tragic death.


To say that this book was a multi-sensory experience may seem odd, or even cheesy – but I knew I was in for a new experience just from picking it up. The pages are ultra-thick, the page numbers aren’t in the usual place, the typeset was large and unique. From the moment you feel this book, you know you’re in for an adventure.

This one is not a straight-forward memoir. The beginning is the 50-page odyssey of the book’s invention, explaining that Prince had the idea to write a memoir (or several), but died before it came to fruition. He had already picked a co-author (Dan), and signed the book deal. So, upon his death, the people involved in the deal were among those allowed to look through his extensive trove of notes and pictures and other momentos left behind at Paisley Park.

They decided to use some of the stuff they found that interested them in the following way: After the intro, there is what Prince had written so far of his proposed memoir. This is mostly about his parents, growing up in Minneapolis, and other things about his early years. They include scans of the actual, handwritten pages – but fear not, it’s typed out afterward, for easier reading. But, they did type it as close as they could to the way Prince wrote, including using an emoji (for lack of a better description) of an eye for the word “I.”

After that is a photo album, with annotations, from his earliest years getting a recording contract. He and some bandmates went out to California to record, and he took pictures of random things like their hotel room. It’s cute to think of this huge personality as having once been a young kid viewing a new place for the first time, in awe of its different terrain and style.

There are mountains of other pictures and notes, often paired with quotes from interviews, that show the artist coming into his own and doing things his way. Then we have another handwritten tome, a synopsis of what he first envisioned the movie Purple Rain to be about. Following that are a few more pictures, notes, and fun finds.

I want to leave you with some fun/funky quotes from the mind of Prince himself:

“…the bass & drums on this record would make Stephen Hawking dance. No disrespect – it’s just that funky.”

“Try to create. I want to tell people to create. Just start by creating your day. Then create your life.”

“If there’s something out there that U want – Go 4 it! Nothing comes to sleepers but dreams.”

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“Invader Zim: The Best of World Domination” – Review

BY: Angie Haddock

WORLD DOMINATION. That’s the goal for ZIM, the Irken invader stationed on Earth. But even an Irken as talented, beloved, and humble as ZIM occasionally has trouble getting his plans off the ground. A brand new collection featuring four favorite stories highlighting ZIM’s greatest plots to take over the world.

This anthology has several authors and illustrators, including Zim creator Jhonen Vasquez. Other contributors include Eric Trueheart, Aaron Alexovich, Megan Lawton, Rikki Simmons, J.R. Goldberg, Warren Wucinich, Dave Crosland, and Fred C. Stresing.

The collection comes out on October 6th. I got an advanced reader copy from Oni-Lion Forge Publishing. (If you’re already a fan of this comic series, spoiler alert: these stories were already presented in issues #3, #8, #18, and #20.)

I hadn’t read any Invader Zim comics before, but I did watch the old cartoon. A familiarity with the characters and style of humor might make this an easier read, but it’s not entirely necessary. If you like absurd scenarios and outlandish egotistical aliens, you shouldn’t have any problems jumping right in.

There are four stories included: Star Donkey, Pants!, Burrito King, and Floopsy Bloops Shmoopsy.

“Star Donkey” has Zim playing the part of a pretentious artist, whose latest installation (at the Museum of Natural History Museum) is really a cover to take over Earth. One of my favorite lines, spoken by a member of the public who is trying to interpret Zim’s great work, is “He’s commenting on the utter banality of commenting.” If that doesn’t sum up life on social media, I don’t know what does! Zim is joined by his companions Gir and Mini Moose in this one, and is thwarted in part by his human neighbor/nemesis Dib.

(But really, isn’t Zim’s biggest obstacle always his own ego and/or Gir getting distracted at an inopportune time?)

In “Pants!,” Zim has invited some aliens to come to Earth and zombify all the humans. The aliens are living pants, and the people who put them on turn into zombies. The story focuses mostly on Dib, as he survives the zombies at his skool and communicates with the alien queen. He and Zim face off in an inevitable Pants Pants Revolution battle.

“Burrito King” sees the return of The Tallest, the overlords Zim is always trying to impress. When Zim sees that another invader is getting recognized for his achievements, he sets out to conquer something he thinks will be an easy win: the local burrito restaurant. He makes all patrons swear loyalty to him in exchange for their burritos – but, of course, Gir is in the kitchen and does not know how to make burritos.

“Floopsy Bloops Shmoopsy” mocks the laziness of good, long TV binge. Zim creates a “conquer blob” to subjugate the human race for him, and then starts watching cartoons with Gir while the blob does the work. They end up watching cartoons for YEARS, though. The blob gets the job done, then gets bored waiting for Zim to come outside, and rebuilds society while he waits. The story ends with Gir saying, “Ooooh, it’s so pretty outside!” and Zim replying, “Yessss… It’s disgusting.”

Don’t we all feel like that some days?

Check out the new Invader Zim compilation, “World Domination,” wherever you get all your fave comics.

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“Eliza Hamilton” by Tilar J. Mazzeo – Review


Fans fell in love with Eliza Hamilton—Alexander Hamilton’s devoted wife—in Lin-Manuel Miranda’s phenomenal musical Hamilton. But they don’t know her full story. A strong pioneer woman, a loving sister, a caring mother, and in her later years, a generous philanthropist, Eliza had many sides—and this fascinating biography brings her multi-faceted personality to vivid life.


If you’re the type to find history hard to focus on, this read might not be for you. Even I found a few parts to be a bit dry, and I actually like history. But, for the most part, there are a lot of great stories in Eliza’s long life.

The Schuyler sisters grew up on the Hudson River, with family land in both Albany and Saratoga. Their father had long been involved in military and political machinations, and was even a liaison with the local tribal communities at times. (The book “Last of the Mohicans” was written by one of Eliza’s distant cousins.) Also of note was that most of the region was being settled by families connected to the Schuylers – they knew just about everybody in New York state during this era, it seemed. Eliza was described as “outdoorsy,” and loved to ride horses.

There is one story about Eliza’s mother, Kitty, that stands out from these early years. When Philip (Eliza’s father) learned that an opposing army was going to pass by one of their properties, Kitty drove there from the other with a team of horses and a few slaves. She loaded up all the good silver at that house, and then got word from her husband to burn all the crops in the field so that the army couldn’t eat their food. None of the slaves wanted to do it, so Kitty did it herself. Then she sent her horses to Philip, because she figured he’d need them on the front lines, and hitched her carriage to some oxen, instead, for the return trip. Apparently, the story of a lady in all her finery setting fire to her crops was a regional legend for years.

Eliza and her sisters also got an education, in New York City. They learned a little reading and writing, and how to manage a household. But they were mostly concerned with finding husbands.

While Eliza had a few crushes, we already know who she ends up marrying – a military man with no family or money, one Alexander Hamilton. Thankfully Hamilton had a good reputation in the military, and Philip Schuyler approved of this son-in-law. The newlyweds would have to rely on Eliza’s side of the family for support, as Alexander had no family.

There are a couple key points from their early years together. One is that Alexander was a prolific writer, and wrote an almost constant stream of letters home to Eliza during both their courtship and early married years. Eliza, on the other hand, did not have a lot of confidence in her spelling, and wrote back to Alexander less often than he would like. This was actually one of their ongoing disagreements.

Another idea that comes up in this part of the book is that of the “Roman wife,” who would sacrifice for the good of the Republic, and the idea of the “American wife,” who was more of a romantic, dedicated to her husband and also to being a socialite. Alexander, in the midst of trying to help establish the new country, wanted a “Roman wife,” and Eliza agreed to be one. The idea was that getting the nation founded was even more important than the two of them always being together.

A good portion of the middle of the book (around 20%) is dedicated to the Reynolds Affair. For those who don’t know the basics: Evidence of payments made from Alexander to a man name James Reynolds lead some to believe that Alexander was engaged in insider trading while he was heading up the national Treasury. Alexander claimed that the payments were made because he had slept with Reynolds’ wife, and Reynolds was blackmailing him.

The author here leans toward the belief that Alexander did not really sleep with Maria Reynolds. This was actually the belief most of his accusers still clung to at the time, to varying degrees. Many thought the love letters from Maria to Alexander were forged. Maria herself claimed this, and offered to give a writing sample for people to compare – yet, one never given. Later, some historians proposed that Eliza burned her own love letters to Alexander because the wording and spelling closely resembled that found in the Maria Reynolds letters – so perhaps Alexander modeled the letters after the real ones from his wife?

Whether or not Alexander was trading for his own benefit or that of others is also at question. He was still acting as the lawyer and executor of all his brother-in-law’s American holdings while (Eliza’s sister) Angelica and her husband were in Europe, and had business and familial ties throughout the widespread branches of the Schuyler clan. Would it make sense for Eliza to go along with a lie in order to be a good “Roman wife,” and protect her husband’s political appointment at the Treasury – even if it made their marriage seem crappy to those looking at it from the outside? Would it give her more incentive to also be protecting her father, sisters, and various other family members?

The Reynolds affair came and went, many times over. Alexander’s political enemies would continue to bring it up for years, even after his death. Alexander almost fought one duel over it in 1795, but that one was averted. The Hamiltons moved out of the inner city, and started building a farmstead north of town. They were mostly happy there, despite family health issues and their older teen children getting into trouble from time to time. Eliza didn’t know how far in debt they’d gone building this home until after Alexander’s death in 1804.

Eliza’s father, Philip, promised to help support her and her children financially after her husband’s death – but he died shortly after. All of her Schuyler siblings were in tight financial positions, and fought bitterly over their inheritances. Eliza was eventually able to keep her house, only because Alexander’s allies and admirers started a fund to help her.

Eliza had always had a soft spot for widows and orphans – this went back to the days of the Revolutionary War, when she had many friends who’d lost their husbands. But after being left to the charity of others in the wake of her own husband’s death, she took on a more formal role in helping others in these situations.

She joined a society of ladies who were trying to start an orphanage, and over the years took on more formal and public roles. (One such promotion took place because one of the founding ladies, Elizabeth Ann Seton, was ousted by the others for converting to Catholicism. Seton would later be canonized as a saint of the Catholic church, the first American to have this honor.) There were constantly more orphans than space, and Eliza used her fame and respect in the community to raise funds for more and more buildings. She served on the board of the society for several decades.

She had one last big adventure when, at the age of 80, she traveled “out West” to Illinois to see one of her sons. She had been in the city for most of her life, but still considered herself a daughter of the frontier. Much of the trip was by boat, and she didn’t love every port they visited – but she was happy to be out of the city for a few months.

Eliza did eventually give up her farm north of Manhattan to live with some of her children – at first in New York City, then in Washington, D.C. She was still mentally sharp, and presidents and other people of influence often sat with her to hear stories of the founding of the nation. One of her final projects was to help raise donations for a monument to be built to honor George Washington – she was in the audience as the first bricks were laid for the Washington Monument on July 4, 1848.

Eliza Hamilton lived to be 97 years old.

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“Emma” by Jane Austen – Review

BY: Angie Haddock

“Emma Woodhouse is one of Austen’s most captivating and vivid characters. Beautiful, spoilt, vain and irrepressibly witty, Emma organizes the lives of the inhabitants of her sleepy little village and plays matchmaker with devastating effect.”


“Emma” is a classic, first published in 1815. Many of you have probably read it, maybe in a lit class at some point, but this was my first time tackling Jane Austen. A quick refresher, for those who read it too long ago to remember the details:

From a 1909 version of Emma

The story is broken into three parts. In Volume I we meet our main characters, including Emma Woodhouse, aged 21, who lives with her father near the town of Highbury. Their closest neighbors include the Westons and Mr. Knightley. Her older sister, who now lives elsewhere, is married to Mr. Knightley’s brother, referred to as Mr. John Knightley. The main story in this volume is that Emma tries to fix up a new friend, one Harriet Smith, with the new hot bachelor in town, Mr. Elton. Harriet is an orphan, attending a boarding school nearby, and comes off as somewhat simple. She is also a few years younger than Emma. Emma is convinced that her own good standing and knowledge of society rules will rub off on Harriet, and that she should “aim high” in finding a suitor – which is why she thinks Mr. Elton is perfect. Also of note is that Emma has sworn off marriage herself, presumably out of duty to tend to her father. Emma thinks her matchmaking plan is working, as Mr. Elton hangs around her and Harriet more and more, but is surprised to learn that he was actually interested in her, not Harriet.

In Volume II we meet a few new characters and get expanded views on other townspeople who were periphery to the story earlier. One of the key figures in this section is Jane Fairfax, who is close to Emma in age. Although she has family in town, she was raised with another, wealthier family elsewhere. Emma dislikes Jane, mostly because everyone else likes her so much and talks about her all the time. It’s a jealousy thing, from what I can tell. Another important figure is Frank Churchill, who was also raised elsewhere, despite being the son of Mr. Weston. Emma was predisposed to dislike him, because of his prolonged absence from his father, but finds that she actually likes him very much. And, she thinks he likes her. Mr. Elton, having been jilted by Emma, comes home from a vacation with a new wife, and Emma cannot stand her. Mrs. Elton talks incessantly and acts haughty, like she is too good for most people in the town.

Various society shindigs happen near the end of Volume II and into Volume III that celebrate these characters – the marriage of the Eltons, and the visits from Miss Fairfax and Mr. Churchill are both reasons for people to get together en masse, and frequently. One key tidbit is that, while at a dance, Mr. Knightley offers to dance with Harriet Smith. Mr. Elton was the only other male not dancing, and he refused to dance with her because of their past – so, Mr. Knightly wanted to save her from being embarrassed. Later, on her way home, Harriet apparently gets jumped by some would-be muggers, who are run off by Frank Churchill.

A colorized portrait of Jane Austen

In talking afterwards about the night’s events, Harriet confesses that she has a new crush. Emma assumes she means Mr. Churchill, as he had saved her from the mugging. As Emma has refused to ever marry, she is supposedly ok with this turn.

The first big twist in Volume III comes when we learn that Jane Fairfax and Frank Churchill were secretly engaged all along, even before their arrival in Highbury. Most people are convinced that Emma will be crushed, as it was obvious that she and Frank were close. She is worried, of course, that Harriet will be crushed – in her mind, she had already moved on from Frank so that Harriet could have him.

The next twist comes when Harriet confesses that her new infatuation was actually Mr. Knightley. Suddenly, and seemingly without any previous thought on the matter, Emma is not ok with Harriet aiming quite that high, and decides/realizes that she wants Mr. Knightley for herself. Just as surprising is the fact that Mr. Knightley wants to marry Emma, too!

The first thing I want to address is that, when I started reading this book, I heard a lot of people say they weren’t a fan of Emma – as in, the character. They thought she was spoiled, and meddled too much in everyone else’s business. I definitely see that, but also think – she’s 21. I see her as thinking she knows everything, and figuring out that she does not. That could be said of a lot of 21 year olds.

(Back when I reviewed The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, I gave Coriolanus Snow some similar leeway, for being young and naive. Am I just getting soft as I get older, or is the current state of the world forcing me to be more forgiving? Things to ponder.)

So yea, I had a head’s up that Emma is a bit of a meddler, and I didn’t let it bug me. The book on the whole is decent, and would especially entertain people who like hearing about society balls and the like. It’s not exactly action-packed, but I didn’t expect it to be. Some of the foibles and mix-ups I could see coming from a mile away, and other seemed to just pop out of nowhere.

I knew – again, because the book is part of the pop culture lexicon and referred to in other literature – that Emma would end up with Knightley. And yet, that is the part that seems to just appear, rather than develop over time. Her realization that she wants to marry him comes up about eighty percent of the way through the story. He’d certainly been around the whole time, and had shown himself to be a stand-up kind of guy, but they’d mostly disagreed on all sorts of things throughout the bulk of the book. It was almost like he was trying to correct her on certain things along the way as a method of molding her. She, being fiercely independent, felt free to disagree with him often. And yet, I guess that dynamic “worked” for them? Opposites attract, I guess!

A friend of mine* had said that Emma was her favorite Jane Austen book, and specifically that Mr. Knightley was her favorite love interest of Austen’s writings. Her reasoning:

“I think what I like about him is that he’s very tolerant, tends to do charitable things, doesn’t mind chatting with all sorts, is usually perceptive, and doesn’t mind checking Emma though no one else will. I like his tolerance.”

To which, I replied:

“I could get on board with that.”

Overall, the book was pretty good. And I don’t want to come off like I am against Emma and Mr. Knightley getting together – but I do wish that aspect of the story didn’t seem so hurried.

Do you have a favorite Jane Austen book? Or did you read a classic book this summer? Let us know in the comments!

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“The First Time” by Cher, as told to Jeff Coplon

By: Angie Haddock

“Cher. There’s really no one else quite like her.
She’s been a pop star, a TV star, a movie star, and a wife and mother, yet as “The New York Times” has written, she’s still “a funny, gutsy woman” who is also “genuine” and “down to earth.”
And now, in “The First Time, ” Cher tells about the important first-time events in her life.”


Let’s start out by saying that I’m biased – Cher is my idol. I love Dolly Parton, too, and Bette Midler is great. But Cher will always be the prime diva in my mind.

This book is not a straightforward memoir, per se, but more a collection of vignettes that are sorted into a roughly chronological order. It’s super easy to read, as most of the stories are 1-3 pages long and include pictures!

Cher’s writing style is also of note. Often self-deprecating, she’ll slide little third-person observations into the parentheses, commenting on her own wayward decision-making or wardrobe choices. (Like, “What were you thinking, Cher?”.) This style made it feel like you were hearing the story from a friend, just dishing around some snacks and mimosas.

It was fun to learn more about her earlier life, growing up in California, and her early days with Sonny Bono. She got to hang with a lot of cool people, even before Sonny & Cher were a duo – The Rolling Stones, Phil Spector, Darlene Love, and many other known names make appearances. She even sang backup on “You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feelin” by The Righteous Brothers!

She got into show business young, and was naive. It’s hard to think of her that way now, since she’s… ya know… CHER. But she comes across as pretty dumbfounded by a lot of the stuff she encountered getting started. She didn’t want much to do with drugs, which were a big part of the scene at the time. She really wanted to be famous for the cool clothes and cars, it seemed. (And let’s be honest, no one else could pull off some of clothes that she’s worn!)

Eventually, she wanted more, and had to really work to prove herself as an actress. I loved this part, too, as she was in some great movies. She learned a lot from various co-stars and directors she worked with early on, including the likes of Meryl Streep and Sam Elliot.

The book occasionally gets into serious topics, including some charity work she’s done – but the heaviest chapter is the last one, dealing with Sonny’s unexpected death.

Overall, this one was quick and enjoyable.

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“Born A Crime: Stories From a South African Childhood” by Trevor Noah – Review


“The memoir of one man’s coming-of-age, set during the twilight of apartheid and the tumultuous days of freedom that followed.”


“Hustling is to work what surfing the Internet is to reading. If you add up how much you read in a year on the Internet—tweets, Facebook posts, lists—you’ve read the equivalent of a shit ton of books, but in fact you’ve read no books in a year.”

Trevor Noah

I wanted to start with that quote because, as avid readers, I thought you all would appreciate it.

Firstly, all the friends who recommended this book to me said I had to listen to the audiobook, because Trevor reads it himself.  So, that’s the format I chose. Not only is Trevor funny, and a good storyteller, but he’s also fluent in multiple South African languages… which helps greatly, as he uses several in this book.  (Let’s be honest, my brain wouldn’t have the first clue how to pronounce anything in Zulu, even if I was just reading it quietly to myself!)  This is a pretty quick listen, as the audiobook is just shy of nine hours long.

The book tells stories from Trevor’s youth, up until his early twenties.  While he is pursuing stand-up comedy by the end, it does not talk at all about his career as a comedian.  I would say the main topics are race and racism, growing up poor, and his relationship with his mom. Random anecdotes on religion, extended family, and schoolboy shenanigans are also fun rides.  Anyone who came of age in the nineties is sure to feel a kinship with him when he reminisces on the slow hell that was making mixed CDs in Windows ’95. 

While I don’t want to give away too many of the details, a few stories certainly stand out above the rest.  The story of him having a friend named Hitler really stuck with me.  He talked about how, in Africa, Hitler was just one of many “bad dudes” in history books.  He’s not seen the same way there as he is in Europe or America. Then again, various African nations had had dictators and genocides of their own, so those seemed more threatening. One of the things that this story highlighted for me was how we’re shaped by the stories of the culture we’re in, and how we have to understand the stories of other places and cultures to understand the people who come from these places. 

Eventually, Trevor and his friends are scheduled to perform for a high school of Jewish kids.  Obviously, things go awry.  When the administrators at the school get offended, and tell the boys to leave, Trevor interprets their actions as coming from a racist place – racist against them, as black kids.  He only figures out later that it’s the “Hitler” thing that made them mad.  This part brought to mind the George Bernard Shaw quote: “The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place”

A few quotes from the book that highlight the topics of race, and related issues:

 “Language, even more than color, defines who you are to people.”

“In any society built on institutionalized racism, race mixing doesn’t merely challenge the system as unjust, it reveals the system as unsustainable and incoherent. Race mixing proves that races can mix, and in a lot of cases want to mix. Because a mixed person embodies that rebuke to the logic of the system, race mixing becomes a crime worse than treason.”

“In society, we do horrible things to one another because we don’t see the person it affects. We don’t see their face. We don’t see them as people. Which was the whole reason the hood was built in the first place, to keep the victims of apartheid out of sight and out of mind. Because if white people ever saw black people as human, they would see that slavery is unconscionable. We live in a world where we don’t see the ramifications of what we do to others, because we don’t live with them. It would be a whole lot harder for an investment banker to rip off people with subprime mortgages if he actually had to live with the people he was ripping off. If we could see one another’s pain and empathize with one another, it would never be worth it to us to commit the crimes in the first place.”

Another big aspect is Trevor’s relationship with his mom.  Obviously, I did not grow up as a mixed child under apartheid… but I did grow up with a single mom, so some of his musings really struck a chord with me.  His mom seems like a defiant, strong-willed woman who wanted a better life for herself than her family had had, and a better life for her kids than she had had.  The final story in the book is about his mom being shot. I got to the part where he finds out she’d been shot… right as I pulled into my drivewa, done with running errands. I was in shock, and thought to myself, “there’s no way I can stop and get out of the car right now.  Oh crap, I have ice cream in one of my grocery bags.”  Needless to say, I ran into my house and turned the story back on, so I could find out what happened! 

I should mention that the stories in this book are grouped more by theme than by chronology. So, there are some characters that you meet more than once, and you may not know their full story until later on in the book.  Stick around, though, and he’ll put all the pieces together for you.

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“All Heart: My Hard-Fought Journey to the Top of the Soccer World” by Carli Lloyd and Wayne Coffey – Review

BY: Angie Haddock

In the summer of 2015, the U.S. women’s national soccer team won the World Cup behind an epic performance by Carli Lloyd. Carli, a midfielder, scored three goals in the first sixteen minutes–the greatest goal-scoring effort in the history of World Cup finals.


While I am not much of a sports fan in general, the singular sport I do follow is soccer. My favorite soccer to watch, specifically, is the World Cup.

All Heart, by Carli Lloyd

Last year, I was with a few friends at one of those wonderful library book sales. There were racks and racks of books – too many to even look at. But among the hardcovers, I found an autobiography from Carli Lloyd. For those who don’t follow the game, Lloyd was a top scorer on the US Women’s National Team during the 2015 Women’s World Cup. I had not known that she had written an autobiography, but I was excited by this find! It was only a few bucks, and I was supporting the library! Win!

I decided to start my current biography challenge with this one because, despite the absence of most sports for the past few months, soccer is sort of back for the summer. (The current MLS tournament follows the standard World Cup format – more info here.) Only after diving into this one did I find out that Lloyd actually published her story in 2016 – and then released this one, the young reader’s version of the original.

So, needless to say, it was a pretty easy read.

Lloyd details her rise as a soccer player – from playing as a kid in New Jersey, through college teams, the U-21 National Team, and the full Women’s National Team. While the text was pretty straight-forward, I will say that she does not spend any time explaining soccer terms to the reader. If you don’t know the basics of the game, be ready to Google.

The story itself is one of constantly striving for more. Lloyd is a perfectionist, and sometimes that works against her by leading her to overanalyze things and be self-critical. But mostly, she uses it to constantly push forward.

I love quotes, so here are some that I highlighted:

“It is not how you start that matters, it’s how you finish.”

“I know that I am the most free, having the most fun, and playing my best when I am focused completely on my own game, not worrying about what everyone else is doing.”

“You don’t start fixating on the finish line of a marathon when you’re steps into the first mile.”

“Negativity is like quicksand: you hang around it long enough and it will take you all the way down.”

“I don’t want to be satisfied, ever. That may sound grim, but it isn’t at all. It is joyful, because the pursuit of progress is joyful. Playing the game I love is joyful.”

So, that should give you some idea of the vibe of this book – motivational, especially to young people or athletes who like to train hard.

I had only a minor gripe about this one, and it is in two items that seem to be missing from the story. On both the dedication page, and in picture captions, she refers to her husband. We meet him in the book, obviously, but she only tells up to them getting engaged. Maybe it’s the “girl” side of me coming out, but I wanted to know the rest of that story! Did they elope? Girl, details! The other omission is similar, in that the book includes a picture (and caption) about the USWNT’s fight with US Soccer about earning equal wages with the Men’s Team… but it isn’t talked about at all in the text of the book.

Overall, an uplifting and breezy read for a hot, quick soccer season!

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The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes by Suzanne Collins – A Conversation

By Angie Haddock

It is the morning of the reaping that will kick off the tenth annual Hunger Games. In the Capital, eighteen-year-old Coriolanus Snow is preparing for his one shot at glory as a mentor in the Games. The once-mighty house of Snow has fallen on hard times, its fate hanging on the slender chance that Coriolanus will be able to outcharm, outwit, and outmaneuver his fellow students to mentor the winning tribute.

The odds are against him. He’s been given the humiliating assignment of mentoring the female tribute from District 12, the lowest of the low. Their fates are now completely intertwined — every choice Coriolanus makes could lead to favor or failure, triumph or ruin. Inside the arena, it will be a fight to the death. Outside the arena, Coriolanus starts to feel for his doomed tribute… and must weigh his need to follow the rules against his desire to survive no matter what it takes.

Description of The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, from Goodreads.

When I joined up with Reading Our Shelves, I was already in the middle of a few selections. One of them was the audiobook version of “The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes” by Suzanne Collins. I found that another book blogger, Heather from Froodian Slip, was just going through the Hunger Games books for the first time! So, I thought it’d be fun to get her reactions to the new one, as we finished it around the same time.

What follows is our conversation. I guess neither of us gave it a “rating,” in a technical sense, but we both enjoyed the book.

Angie: I typed up a few of my scattered thoughts earlier today.  Did you have yours in any particular order?

Heather: I didn’t take notes as I went for this one. It got to the point where I just wanted to read and not stop every few minutes to take notes. But I have things to say. Hahaha! And I’ve been going through stuff in my head ever since we decided to do this so I wouldn’t forget the important points. So, we’re good.

Angie: Understandable!  And I’m going to rely on you for some details… I had read through the original trilogy between the first and second movie coming out, so it’s fresher in your mind.

Heather: Okay!

Angie: Perfect.

So, obviously, we start with Coriolanus as a teen.  And Tigris is a main character in this one, as well.  I know we met her in Mockingjay, and knew she was a longtime Capitol citizen… did we know she had any particular connection to Snow?

Heather: We didn’t, I don’t think, but she made it apparent that she didn’t like him and that’s why she was helping them in Mockingjay. And this is actually one of my sticking points in the newest book, because I need to know how they went from such a close relationship to Tigris wanting him dead. Let me grab Mockingjay real quick and see exactly what she said (or didn’t say).

Angie: Well, I read a few reviews of this book and I know a lot of people think there will be more to the story – they also want to know how the two fell out – and some are hoping Collins writes a book with Tigris as the main character.  I’d be up for that.

Heather: I definitely want a book from Tigris’ point of view.

I also wouldn’t mind a book about Lucy Gray.

Angie: I mean… I’d read it.  Ha!  But I also kind of don’t mind her future being shrouded in mystery.  More on that later.

Heather: Oh, I meant more about Lucy Gray’s past. Or the past of the Covey in general.

Angie: Yea, if they went backwards, that’d be ok.  I know I’m not the only one who’s wondered what’s beyond the remnants of “America” at this point, and if the Covey has traveled far enough, it might give us a look at further regions.

Heather: So, Katniss tells Tigris that she’s going to kill snow, and Tigris just smiles. I think that’s the only reference to how Tigris feels about him.

And Tigris is one of Plutarch’s people.

Angie: Hmmm.  Interesting.  Yea, she’s a character everyone was so intrigued by in that one.  I like her inclusion here, even though we know there has to be more to her story….

Heather: And I could make all kinds of speculations about that, but not with any detail, obviously.

I think the first thing I’d like to say about this book is that I knew nothing about it going in aside from it being Snow’s backstory, and I wasn’t super intrigued by that.

Why Snow? Is she trying to make him more sympathetic?

Because it didn’t work.


Angie: I think a lot of people were originally turned off by the idea, when it was announced.  Most of us hate him and didn’t want to sympathize with his side of things.

Ha! So, did you like the book overall?  Hate it?  Just hate Snow, even in this one?

Heather: It’s not even that I don’t want to sympathize with him. I can’t sympathize with him. And I’m a total empath, so for me not to be able to sympathize/empathize with someone is rare. They have to be pretty stinkin’ bad. Ha!

I liked the book, yes. I didn’t love it.

I’m not sure it lived up to the legacy of the original trilogy.

And yes, I still dislike Snow. He’s a selfish jerk.

Angie: I liked the book a lot. But, as I said, it’s been a while since I’d been in this universe.  It was “fun” falling back into it, if you can call murder and starvation “fun.”

Heather: Ha! Yes! I kept telling people I was really enjoying the books and then saying, “Can I use the word ‘enjoy’ in this situation? It feels wrong.”

I guess I just feel like so many stories could have been told…and she chose President Snow.

Angie: I think she does a nice job of bringing you back in without it being overdone… you see some familiar last names and get the idea that some families have been in the Capitol for a long time.  But it’s not like she’s spelling out specific family trees here.

Heather: Yes. I did like all of the connections.

Angie: Well, he’s a big player.  And I feel like his story is as much a telling of how the Games have evolved over the years, too.

Heather: That’s true. And really, I think it also showed how much alike Snow and Katniss are in some ways, which was interesting for me to realize.

And so maybe it was meant to show that there isn’t much difference between Capitol kids and District kids (or something)? I’m still working on that line of thought.

Angie: I think a lot of us are a little naive as teens, yea?

Heather: It’s not the naïveté, though…it’s the selfishness.

Angie: And I think one of the biggest things I took away from it was that the Capitol… those in charge, I mean… uses EVERYONE as pawns, even other people within the Capitol.  They’re much crueler to the District folks, but they will still use everyone they can as pieces in their games.

I was thinking of that when I read your review of the first one, how you said you’d like to give Effie the benefit of the doubt but struggled to…

Their visions of reality are just so skewed and twisted.  And it’s been handed down to them by the generations before them.

Heather: So, okay, I have not been Katniss’ #1 fan throughout the series. I understand that they’re just kids and they’re just trying to survive (and really, by any means necessary). But you have a kid like Rue who is trying to survive by helping other people and being kind. Or like Peeta (and he’s not perfect, so this is just one aspect of his character) who would rather help Katniss survive than survive himself.

But then you have Katniss who is pretty selfish, if you think about it, and really is trying to survive by any means necessary.

Angie: I get ya.  Yea, Snow is definitely trying to keep his head above water at some points, and some questionable decisions come from that.

Heather: Peeta and Gale have that whole conversation in Mockingjay about who she might choose (between them), and Gale says something to the effect of, “whichever one helps her survive.”

And Snow is also selfish in that way.

In that way, they are very much alike.

Angie: Right.  And in this story, you see Sejanus… or even Tigris… who don’t act that way, even if they’re in dire straits themselves.

Heather: Exactly.

So, you have these two people who hate each other (Katniss and Snow), and they really have a lot in common.

Angie: Do you think that was what Collins wanted to present here?

Heather: And I agree with what you said about the people in charge of the Capitol.


That’s something I’ve been thinking through.

Angie: Gotcha.

Ok, let’s tackle the Games.  I thought this was one of the most intriguing aspects, as we’d become so familiar with the version of them that exists in Katniss’ time.

Heather: Yes. The development of the Games was maybe my favorite part of this.

Angie: Here’s what I had written down:

I always felt that, in Katniss’ time, the lavish attention they got was kind of cruel in a psychological way… like, here’s all the food and clothes and nice things you don’t get back home, enjoy them because you’ll probably be dead in a few days.

BUT the way they treated the tributes in Coriolanus’ time was actually Crueler.  They brought them in on cattle cars, kept them in an abandoned zoo, and never (like, NEVER, for days) fed them.  They didn’t give them anything to go into the arena with except the clothes on their backs, which were the same clothes they’d been wearing since their names were called in the reaping.  Most of them were half-dead by the time the games even started. This was torture in an actual, physical way (as opposed to merely psychological).

Heather: YES.

I actually took note of that, too, in the same line of thinking.

Angie: So, when we read through the originals, the Games seemed so cruel.  And now that we’re mentally used to the set up, they had to up the cruelty. But seriously, it almost hurts to think that some of the changes made (some, even, by Snow himself) were for the better!

Heather: In the beginning, the Games didn’t really do what I think the Capitol wanted them to do. Many of the districts didn’t watch them, because they didn’t have the means to and it wasn’t mandatory, and so it really was just about torturing the kids that were in the Games (and their families). I don’t think they had the same OOMPH that the more developed Games had.

I think the early Games were really just giving the Capitol some form of entertainment.

And not even good entertainment. (I can’t believe I’m saying that, but you know what I mean.)

The Victor of the early Games really was the kid who managed to survive the longest…not necessarily the kid who could fight the best or better the other players in some way.

Angie: Yes, they added more “flair” as time went on.  But also, the means Snow introduces to make the Districts have an interest… everyone in the winning District getting food, and the victors getting a house… are kind of good perks.  Like I said, it hurts to admit that his way… while definitely for the sake of adding more TV hype… is also kind of more humane?

Heather: I totally agree.

Even if being more humane wasn’t their focus.

Because they added more perks for the Capitol, too, like the betting and such.

Angie: It’s such a double-edged sword.

I also noted:

There was one old arena, used yearly for this event, and it was not well kept up in the interim.  They had to post guards outside, because there were places the kids could escape otherwise.  The place was not in good shape.  They also just expected them to kill each other or die from starvation – there weren’t really other twists planned by the gamemakers.

So, this intrigued me because we see how much planning goes into the arenas later on.

Heather: I said in one of my latest “reviews,” for Catching Fire, I think, that it would actually be really fun to design one of the new terraformed arenas, just not for the purpose of the Games.

Think about how much work and technology goes into the newer arenas, where the old arena was like a Roman Colosseum.

Angie: Yes!  It’s a big part of that universe, I think.  The arenas are kind of their own… artform?

Heather: Yes.

Angie: And let’s just be realistic… the only “gamemaker” in this book is really Dr. Gaul.  I know Highbottom had a periphery role, but he hated it.  She was the one in charge and the only one invested in creating new ideas for the Games.  She is basically evil incarnate.

Heather: I thought it was interesting that Highbottom’s falling out with Snow’s father was over the original idea for the Games.

Angie: His role was… hard to decipher.

But yea, it didn’t surprise me to learn that Snow’s dad had a hand in beginning all this.

Heather: I also love that he blamed Snow’s father for the whole thing because Highbottom was “drunk and it was meant to be a joke.” Well, Highbottom, alcohol takes away your inhibitions, so you obviously already had the idea for the Games somewhere in the back of your mind. You aren’t blameless.

Angie: Agreed!  But I do think he regrets it later in life.

Heather: Dr. Gaul was actually pretty terrifying. I’d like more of her story, even though I’m not fond of her.

Oh, I’m sure he regrets it. I don’t doubt that for a second.

Angie: Like, we can infer that her taking Coriolanus under her wing is – at least, in part – what makes him into a sadistic jerk.  But where did she learn it from?  Ha.

Heather: I just felt that he was being too high and mighty about it around Snow instead of taking some of the blame, but I also understand that he’s a Capitol man, so…

Angie: They are pretty entitled, as a whole…

Heather: Yes.

I would really like more details about the country falling apart…I would like an entire book about that.

Angie: The war and all that?  And how Panem even came to be?

Heather: Yes.

Angie: Let’s talk a sec about the structure of this book.  I’ve seen a lot of complaints online that it’s too slow.  I listened on audiobook, so maybe I just had a different experience, but I thought the pacing was ok.

Heather: I was fine with the pacing. I didn’t think it was too slow at all.

It was meant to be a character study more than a plot-based book.

At least, I assumed that was what Collins intended.

Angie: There are three distinct sections of the book.  I was surprised that the Games was only about one third of the story.

And I also think Collins does a good job of having those little mini-cliffhangers at the end of each chapter, that entice you to keep going.

Heather: I agree.

Angie: The only transition I found really jarring was going from Part 2 to Part 3.  But I suppose we shouldn’t skip ahead too far.

Heather: I don’t remember exactly what was going on there.

Angie: Oh, I’ll bring it back up then.

Ok… Lucy Gray.

Heather: Okay.

Angie: My written thoughts on Lucy Gray:

Lucy Gray was SO country.  From the first time she was introduced, she made me think of a young Brenda Lee, or Loretta Lynn even… country singers who went out on tour when they were still kids basically.  Teen girls singing songs about cheating and drinking, or having hard lives, and stuff that should have been “too old” for them.

Then, when we learned more about “The Covey,” it kind of made me think of the Carter family… traveling in a big band of relatives or similar.  This idea was solidified later in the book, when we find that Maude Ivory’s signature song is “Keep On The Sunny Side.”

One other pop icon came to mind, also.  It’s insinuated that Lucy Gray (and Tigris) might use their feminine wiles to trade for food for their families. This brought to mind the fictional family in Cher’s “Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves.”

Heather:  Yes!

Because of my love of fantasy, I didn’t really think about the Covey in those terms. I thought about them more as traveling performers in a fantasy novel, but I totally see your connections.

Angie: Well, I live in Nashville. HA!

Heather: Ha! That makes sense, then!

Angie: But yea, we could liken them to bards of earlier eras.  Or the Carter family in the 1950s.  Just depends on what era we’re likening to.

I loved that they introduced a strong female co-lead, if you can call her that.

A kind of balance to Coriolanus’ character.  Someone you could root for… maybe?

Heather: So, in the original trilogy, you have Katniss who is kind of…meh. Then you have Peeta and Gale who are more…noble? And in this one, you have just the opposite.

Male and female-wise.

Angie: Well, I am not sure I would go that far.  She definitely has a goodness to her, but it’s often questioned… like, how much is for show?  Since she is a performer, right?

I almost think the truly honest noble person in all this is Sejanus (male).  But Lucy Gray is definitely presented as less selfish than Coriolanus, at least.

Heather: I think she’s mostly genuine, though. At least, that’s how I felt about her.

Oh, I agree that Sejanus is the only totally noble person in this one.

Angie: Right.

So, how do you feel about Coriolanus questioning Lucy Gray’s intentions now and again?  Fair, or just him being paranoid?

Heather: Hmmm…a little of both? I mean, how does anyone trust anyone else in any of these situations? Right? You’d always have to be watching your back.

Angie: This is where I think… he’s being a smitten teenager.  It’s kind of realistic for his age, and his lack of experience with… anyone different than himself. His Capitol circle seems pretty insulated.

Heather:  But on the other hand, I don’t really think he loves Lucy Gray. Not in any real way. He talks so much about her belonging to him and being his…that’s gross.

I think he really sees her as more of a possession.

And then of course he drops her as soon as he realizes he can become something more, so then it’s obvious that his feelings for her aren’t anything like love.

Angie: Ah, fair point.  He’s a person who values control, though, right?  It’s brought up a few times.  And so, might he not be able to differentiate between control and love?  Like, to him, those might go hand in hand?

Heather: Maybe.

Angie: The part you bring up about the end… I have a different take on that!  But yes, he does do a pretty quick about face.

Heather: I don’t think he sees it that way, but I can see that from the outside looking in, yes.

Angie: Right, he definitely isn’t that self-aware.  That’s just sort of how I took him.

Heather: I can agree with that.

Angie: Ok, so a good portion of their relationship develops in the third part.  Do we want to say anything else about their relationship before/during the Games, or about the Games themselves, before we go into Part 3?

Heather: I don’t think I have anything special to say about the Games, no.

That’s where his idea of her being his possession really settles in.

Angie: So, the Games end and Lucy Gray is technically the victor… but they aren’t making any announcement of it.  At this point, I’m worried for her, thinking they’re going to pull some sort of last-minute stunt… and they cut to Part 3 where Coriolanus is unceremoniously shipped off to the Districts as a Peacekeeper.  Grrrrr.  That was the transition that slayed me.

Heather: Aaahhh…yes.

Angie: Total change of setting, and no mention of what happened to her when the Games ended.  Frustrating.

Heather: Yep. That was very frustrating.

Angie: But he didn’t know, either, so I guess we were feeling that with him.

Heather: Sure, because the book was from his point of view, so that’s how we had to go through it, too.

Angie: Ugh.  It was still killing me, though.  Haha.

Heather: Hahaha!

Angie: The third section was even more country.  Love triangles, mysteries, murders, guns, fishing by the lake.

Heather: I kind of figured that the heartbreak would be bigger than him finding out Lucy hadn’t made it back to her district, though.

Yes, and since District 12 is in the Appalachians, that all makes total sense.

Angie: Yea, and I enjoyed meeting the Covey.

Heather: So did I!

Because it struck me right away that the Covey has to be connected to Katniss in some way, but I won’t get ahead of myself here.

Angie: In a lot of ways, though, it also seemed like fan service to go into 12, see the Hob, etc.

But it might also be a set-up to Snow having a particular hatred of 12?

Ah, interesting.

Heather: Oh, that’s where stuff got really heavy-handed in reference to the original trilogy, for sure.

Like, she talked about the katniss, and used the phrase “catching fire,” and stuff like that. I thought that got a tiny bit cheesy.

Angie: Right.  I loved this section, though, for various reasons.

Heather: So did I.

Angie: Yea, I could see it being “too much.”  One of the reasons I liked this section, though, is that it has a lot of music in it.  Which is weird for a book, but we all know this is going to be a movie.

Heather: It’s going to have to be a musical! Hahahaha! Which I would actually love.

Angie: Oh my.  I see it more like “Walk the Line” … a heavy movie that happens to have a lot of singing in it?

Heather: Yes, I can see that. But I can also see it as kind of a dark musical movie. I don’t know if that makes sense. Like, not singing all the time, but lots of musical interludes.

Angie: Fair enough.  “The Hanging Tree” was already in the other movies, so it’s great to see it come alive…

Heather:  Right. So, this is where my ideas about someone in the Covey being Katniss’ ancestor got more solidified.

Angie: Ah… any specific ideas, or still kind of just a thought floating out there?

Heather: I mean, someone in District 12 has to be an ancestor, and someone in the Covey makes total sense.

Well, a friend and I were talking about this (she read the book with me), and we’re thinking it has to be Maude.

Lucy Gray is too obvious, and we don’t know what happened to her.

Angie: Ok so you don’t think the song just sort of became a classic in 12?  There are songs we all know here, in our time, right?

Heather: No, I don’t. Because the only person Katniss ever talked about singing that song was her dad. The other books didn’t say anything about anyone else singing it.

And my friend and I were also speculating that the house/shack the Covey lived in might be the house Katniss grew up in.

Angie: Hmmm… interesting.  This is one of those times where you having read the books more recently does you the favor of having the details in the front of your brain.

Heather: And then there’s the special place by the lake (that was special to her dad).

We’re wondering if Maude is Katniss’ grandmother? Would the timeframe be right for that?

Angie: Surely, as Snow has a granddaughter about Katniss’ age in the original trilogy… So, these teens in this one would be 2 generations before Katniss’ generation.  100% possible.

Heather: Yes, that’s right. And again, I think Lucy Gray being a direct ancestor would be too obvious.

It would almost be like Maude keeping the song alive in memory of Lucy.

And that might explain Snow’s hatred for Katniss.

Angie: I mean, even if she was related to anyone in the Covey, though, it’d probably make him uncomfortable.

Ok, another note I took on this section:

I don’t read a lot of romance, but I absolutely loved the scene where Coriolanus finally meets up with Lucy Gray in the field.  Ok, the setting is hella contrived. But – maybe it’s just because it’s been really hot here already, but – I could feel the setting on a visceral level.  It’s his day off, and it’s sweltering, and he has nowhere else to be, and time is just moving slow.  That felt very realistic to me.

Heather: I agree.

Angie: Now for heavier things…

I think Coriolanus hadn’t really thought through the jabberjay thing, where he set up Sejanus.  He knew what he was doing, but he was still going back and forth about whether he should have or not, even after it was already done.  He didn’t have his mind made up totally.  But I think he is one for following the rules. He never had a rebellious bone in his body, even if he did have a lot of resentment for those in power (Highbottom, Gaul). I think he saw “following the rules” as his way of keeping his place in the Capitol, redeeming his family and keeping them taken care of.

Heather: He didn’t think it through at all, aside from trying to come out on top. Snow comes out on top.

And while I know he feels some duty to his family, again, I’m not sure it’s for the right reasons.

Angie: I think it was pure instinct, to be the tattle tale, because he thinks that’s what would be expected of him.

Like I said, I think he lives for strict rules.

Heather:  I don’t know if it’s because he truly cares about taking care of his family as individuals, or if it’s more about making sure his family looks good. An embarrassment thing.

Angie: Yes, taking care of the NAME.

The reputation.

Heather: Yes. And I think that’s where the disconnect between him and Tigris is going to come into play eventually.

Angie: Possibly.

Heather: Because he never really thought of Sejanus as his “brother” or his friend. He played that up when he had to, but he was totally embarrassed by Sejanus and afraid of what any connection to him would mean.

Angie: Agreed.  I do think he was tired of Sejanus always getting him into whatever trouble Sejanus was in.  He was, if anything, like that little brother Coriolanus was sick of having around.

Heather: He wanted that Plinth money. Heh.

Angie: He wanted Ma Plinth’s cookies.  Always goes back to hunger.

Heather: That, too.

Angie: So, he either set him up because he thought it was the right thing to do (not morally, but by the Capitol’s rules), or because he was ready to get him out of his hair.

Probably a little of both?

Heather: A little of both, I think.

And boy, did that work out for him when the Plinths “adopted” him at the end.

Angie: Ok, that leads me to my thoughts on the ending… of his decision to leave Lucy Gray behind.

In line with that, Coriolanus would have never made it in the wild.  Not that he’s overtly spoiled… I mean, he is kind of spoiled, but he’s also faced hardships… but he is so Capitol.  There’s a line in there, when he and Lucy Gray are running away, where he asks how a roof is even made.  I’m with him there, I couldn’t build a house from scratch!  It makes me think of the adage “Love is Blind,” except in this case I think his love was blinding.  He wanted to go with her, so he wanted to believe he could make it work no matter what as long as they were together.  And then he started actually thinking about it, and realized he had no clue how to survive.  He got disillusioned with his choice really quickly, but I think he was right to be… he wouldn’t have survived.

Heather: Hmmm…I think if he hadn’t been made an officer and sent to the Academy, he would have gone with Lucy Gray.

Angie: Yea, from your thoughts earlier, I knew we’d have different takes on this part.

Heather: At the point where he decided to go with her, he thought he had nothing left to lose. But as soon as that carrot got dangled in front of him, he changed his mind.

Now, I’m not sure that he would have made it all the way to District 13. I’m not sure their relationship would have lasted anyway, but he changed his mind because of the offer of power.

I don’t totally disagree with your thoughts about it, but I truly think he left her when he did because of the offer made to him.

Angie: See, I kind of look at it the opposite direction… he was convincing himself he could do it because staying meant that, if the gun that killed Billy Taupe was ever found, he’d be found out as the murderer.  But he hated being out there almost immediately.  Like, they hadn’t even gotten to the lake and he was questioning it.  Once he found that gun, and could see how he could keep it from being found… I think that’s what changed his mind.

I think he would have turned around after hiding the gun, whether or not he passed the officer’s test.  That was icing on the cake, for sure.

Heather: Oh, that’s true, finding the gun definitely had something to do with it.

Angie: Once again, protecting himself was kind of the biggest factor.

Heather: But if he truly loved Lucy, he would have at least tried. She knew enough to get them pretty far, I think, and he knew that.

Angie: Sure, that’s why he was willing to at least make a go of it.

He was never 100% sold on it, though, and he was waffling the whole time.

Heather:  Well, sure. He’s a Snow. Heh.

Angie: I was not sure if I believed that he would hurt her, but… I don’t know, it could have gone either way.

I think him thinking she tried to kill him put him over the edge there.

Heather: Well, he definitely shot at where he thought she was.

I don’t know if I have an opinion on how that would have gone had the snake not bit him.

I think he might have just said, “I’m not going.”


Angie: Right.  That part was tense. But after the snake. Like, it was a 50/50 thought for me when he was looking for her.  But once he thought she was trying to get him, all bets were off.

Heather: Yeah, I agree with that.

Angie: Ok, those are the notes I had.  But, a few more thoughts that sprung up… when they first brought up the mockingjays, I thought it was just more fan service.  But they really fledged them out into an important part of the story!  And, also, built up a huge hatred of them for Coriolanus.

Heather: Yes, I was glad that they were given more of a story than just a mention.

And they almost had to be because of Katniss’ connection to them.

Angie: I think that’s another part that’s gonna be haunting in the movie version.

Heather: Yes. I can’t wait to see how they do that.

Because I think the Mockingjays sound awesome. I wish they were real.

The jabberjays, not so much. Those would be kind of scary. Haha!

(Not that I don’t love a good scare, but that would be so creepy in real life.)

Angie: (YES, no jabberjays in real life please!)

So, we leave Coriolanus under the apprenticeship of Dr. Gaul.  I think that this will definitely warp him even more than what we’ve seen here.

Heather:  Most definitely.

Although he had no problem poisoning Highbottom on his own. And so begins his reputation for poisoning people and getting those nasty sores in his mouth.

Angie: Exactly.  He’s become quite the killer in a few months.

And we know he’s working directly ON the Games.  I was thinking his involvement in that might lead to his falling out with Tigris?

Heather: That’s what I think. I think Tigris is finally going to see him for who he really is in all of that.

Angie: I don’t think it’s a line of work she’d respect, really.

Heather: And I think he’s going to screw her over somehow in all of that. Because she ended up being one of the stylists in the Games.

Angie: Truth.

He also mentions that he’d never want to be in love again, but would marry for power/image.  And we can assume he does do that, as he has a granddaughter later.

Heather: Yep.

Angie: The poor soul he marries… must be as twisted and power-hungry as he is.

Heather: Or very, very naive. I can totally see him taking advantage of someone who is very weak for whatever reason. Someone he can easily control.

Angie: Maybe.  But we know she’d be Capitol, and so… she wants that Snow name and money, most likely.

Heather: Maybe.

I’m looking forward to seeing if she continues this story.

Angie: There are definitely some other threads she could pick up.

Heather:  It would be kind of cool if another book picked up the story where this one leaves off…but from Tigris’ point of view.

Angie: That is what I’m hoping for. Oh, I had saved two quotes… the one I felt described Coriolanus best:

“What was there to aspire to once wealth, fame, and power had been eliminated? Was the goal of survival further survival and nothing more?”

Heather: Yeah, that’s a good one.

Angie: And one Lucy Gray one:

“I think there’s a natural goodness built into human beings. You know when you’ve stepped across the line into evil, and it’s your life’s challenge to try and stay on the right side of that line.”

Heather: YES.

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